On Going Back to Church [Justin]
As I said in my post “Professionalism” a few months ago, one of the things I’m tired of with church is the lack of professionalism. Amy and I have been doing different things church-wise over the last few months, and while it’s been a good time of decompression, I think it’s time to find a church that can fulfill our needs and do so in a reasonably professional manner.
I’m fairly familiar with the churches in the area, and have decided that Overlake Christian Church is the place we need to be at this stage in our lives. They have enough service times, parking spaces, and worship leaders that we finally will not have to worry about any of those things.
I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about making this shift in my ecclesiology, and have concluded that bigger is better. A church like OCC can achieve economies of scale in ways that smaller churches can’t. It’s the best of both worlds - no wasted resources, and professional services.
I’ll also be relieved to be attending worship services again. God wants us to attend worship services, as 2000 years of church history have clearly shown. It’s humbling to only realize this after so long a journey.
See you at OCC on Sunday. We’ll be in section 3, row M, seats 55 and 56.


Smirking inwardly :-/
Good to see that you’ve finally come around to the truth Justin.
How much did TicketBastard charge you for “service” and “convenience” charges for those seats?
Justin, I’m glad to see you’ve come back to God. Jesus always intended for church to be bigger, better, AND professional!
PS: I always like to book my church seats through LarkNews Pew and Parking Reservations.
I was pretty sure this was going to be an April Fool’s prank when I got to the words “a church that can fulfill our needs” from the fellow who is all about fulfilling the needs of others, and thereby serving his Christ.
You didn’t have me going … very far, bro.
Justin I completely understand the frusteration you’re feeling but I emplore you NOT to make rash decision like this too quickly. Because after much research I’ve conclusively determined that section 8 rows F-L provide the optimal worship experience. However, after I’ve disclosed my findings on my blog I have to reserve our seats 3 months in advance for the Singing Christmas Tree.
But it will be such a blessing to be in the same church with you both. Of course, I imagine you might attend the hipper pomo service and we’re in the traditional service so I look forward to bumping into you once a year perhaps as we get off the tram in the parking lot. I find in those precious moments I rediscover all over again what Paul meant when he wrote that we are all members of one body.
Jeremy - thanks, I forgot to mention the tram. That’s my #1 reason for choosing OCC.
Wow, you guys are hard to fool. Happy April 1 :).
So are we not meeting there? Really, I’ve been polishing my new Expedition so the valet parkers will be impressed.
Hey Justin, since Jesus is still into that “where two or more are gathered in my name..” thing…
Maybe section 3, row M, seat 57 is where He’ll be this Sunday. Besides, he loves hangin’ out with losers, right?
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