Jake at 8bitjoystick has posted his review. A few choice excerpts:
If you actually liked Transformers as a kid you should just rent the original show on Netflix and save your popcorn money. Please for the love of God if you liked Transformers as a kid please please stay away from this movie and whatever you do DON’T BRING YOUR KIDS TO SEE IT. They deserve better and their innocent minds might be permanently scarred from the crappyness.
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I will not see this movie on DVD and film reviewers that liked this movie should just drool into a cup while watching DVDs of barrels of gasoline exploding and not encourage Hollywood to further sullen my childhood. link
Jake is a fount of knowledge when it comes to all things geeky, from video games to imported Japanese snack food to, well, terrible movies. Check out Jake’s reviews and copious links at 8bitjoystick.com.


I had to take the phrase “manic coke-fueled Hollywood clusterfuck” out of my first draft. It was a shame to see it go.