I have become a question to myself. —St. Augustine of Hippo

Thinking Is Too Hard [Justin]

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That’s why I’m so thankful for the Washington Education Association, the only union I’ve ever been forced to join if I want to work in this state loved. They do all the thinking for me! For example, thinking about which candidate and referendum I want to vote for in every major race is such a drag. In response, the WEA published this handy magazine this month:

Who to vote for, according to the Washington Education Association

Now I don’t have to think about it! I’ll just bubble in my ballot exactly the way they say. It’s even in pictoral form, so I could be completely ignorant of the candidates and the issues, and still be certain that I’m casting the right vote. It’s a good thing you didn’t ask me or other normal people what we think, because you highly paid insiders and lobbyists, with your top-secret job descriptions, salaries, and budgets, are much better at making important decisions than we educators are.

Thank you, WEA! I knew I could count on you to use my $1200 I’ve paid you in dues for a good cause! And thank you for keeping my dues separate from your Political Action Committee funds, as you promised. I also appreciate it that your special voting issue didn’t waste any valuable paper or ink in explaining why we should vote the way you recommended. That would be pointless, since we teachers know to trust you instead of bothering to think for ourselves. We’re too busy teaching our students critical-thinking, decision-making, and problem-solving skills to actually practice them!

Remember, it’s all about the kids! And people who care about kids vote democrat, straight down the ticket. Go WEA!

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