I was going through the MS Publisher clipart collection searching for clips to use in a project for grad school when I came across a themed set of clipart that looked like this:
The contest:
- Write a caption for this piece of clipart that is funny, OR
- Come up with a situation in which this clipart could be used effectively (that is funny)
- If you win, you will probably not be notified, nor will you receive any prizes
- Enter by leaving a comment
- New clipart will be posted periodically
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you know they actually do that in japan. The cat is put there as a kitten and fed through a straw. If you think thats kewl than you seriously need counsilling
Bonsai Kitty was an elaborate, controversial, Photoshop-powered hoax. I’d be interested to see credible sources that indicate otherwise. Otherwise, I would hesitate to say that the Japanese actually practice this.
Yehh i agree with that guy who rekcons its a hoax….there si a whole sight on it and its too bullshit ot be true and you can see the sarcasim they put in there articals….Japanese tradition my arse. Someone has started a chain mail thing over this so i ahve just done some research n thats my conclusion…if u want to check out the websight go to http://www.bonsaikitten.com and decide for urself.
Im out
Hell. Bonsai kittens are foul. I hope to God there’s no such thing. I actually doubt that there is, as someone would’ve gotten animal rights on the gits. Even ancient traditions stop sometimes, and they NEED to stop if they involve ramming kitties in to bottles, to make them into the shape on an elephant or whatever.
The bonsai kittens better be bullshit because if its not there are some sick bastards in this world today..someone should shut down that site and sue that motherfucker for stuffing kittens in a jar that is smaller than they are..what a bastard and if you think all this shit is funny you need to go to a mental institution and get yourself checked out because there is something REALLY wrong with you..Bonsai kittens are cruel and insane..
Yes, the Bonsai Kitten thing is a hoax.
i think its sick animals with there bones squished and broken all for the sake of desing sick and a childs toy fuckin sickos
“The Freshman monks were very nervous to be sitting in Jesus’ Chemestry class.”
this idea `bout bonsai kittens is completely sick!! stupid!! idiot!!.for people that does not have anything else to do!! fuckers! how can you do this?! imagine yourself living in a bottle! it is a great idea is`nt it?
jesuschrist! stop doing this, poor animals! ehy them! close yourslef in a box, fuck all people who practice this!
thanks, love, sabs
Yet another one…how are people finding this page? I’ve tried googling “bonsai kitten” and so forth, and it never comes up.
Hey I am 13 and i got an email sayin that there was bonsai kittens so i decided 2 look it up. Its completly horrific how can any one that is not dumb possibly think this is a great hobby. I saw the first picture and i bursted into tears, then i read the articles and it said that u can buy them for around $100 and that kids will love them.
i also read that this is a joke and only retards would belive it well even if it isnt true i think it is a very sick joke to play. I hope all the people that participat in this cruel act all get locked in a shower cubicle and then the walls start to cave in then just mayby they will understand.
my friend sent me an email, it was the petition, i signed, but i didn’t know what this was exactly. Today i was at school and i had to stay late i checked up on this typing in ” Japanize, Cats, fed through straws” itr came up with a lot of things on this being a hoax, did you know that even if this was real that The company actually has not started again. If you do get one of these emails you should probably email the people it got sent to and say it’s not real. When you get angry over something like this thats a make belive thing your going to be wasting your time for nothing so don’t bother.
whats wrong with bonsai kittens?
its not like their in any pain and i think its cute
[...] A few years ago, I made the mistake of mentioning “bonsai kitty” in a comment on one of my Clipart Caption Contest posts. Since then, I’ve received quite a few angry comments from what are obviously angsty teenagers in search of a cause to be passionate about. David Gagne has apparently had the same problem. My sympathies, David. [...]